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February 03, 2005

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"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television." Homer Simpson

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"TV will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn't time for it." (New York Times, 1939)
"I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book." (Groucho Marx)
"Television is simply automated day-dreaming." (Lee Lovinger)
"They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk." (Gene Roddenberry)
"Television is for appearing on, not looking at." (Noel Coward)
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all." (Joey Adams)
"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." (Orson Welles)
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home." (David Frost)
"In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows." (Woody Allen)
"I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality." (P.J. O'Rourke)
"I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them." (John Barrow)
"TV and violence? There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?" (Dick Cavett)